ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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How to win friendsOnce on a very heavy night on the piss, the pub/club I was at was closing up. Now the taxis in my home town can be a killer to get at this witching hour, so I know I need a plan of escape.
Thats when I saw my saviour. A young lady that I happened to go to school with - and bonus she was a tee totaller at the time.
So I follow her out with as much stealth as I can muster. As she enters he vehicle I accost her and demand a lift home. Even tho she would be going home a totally different way.
She says "No" quite bluntly. So I decide to piss on her car in protest.
Needless to say - i didnt get the lift.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 15:21, Reply)
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