ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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german accentThis weekend i took a train from Utrecht to Amsterdam. It was a international train, it came from Germany and the conductor spoke Dutch with the most rediculous german accent.
It was so insanely rediculous that i was convinced that he was taking the piss. So i made a silly anti-germen joke. He did not seem to find it funny - which i thought was strange since he had started the 'german' thing.
Anyway, a few minutes later he was announcing the stops to come, and he was doing this in the rediculus accent again. Only this time my brain engaged and i recognised it. It was a Swiss-German* accent.
I felt like a total asshole....
*The Swiss have some of the weirdest pronounciations known to mankind
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 20:17, Reply)
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