ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Princess DiDuring the middle of a full school 2 minute silence in memory of the late Princess Diana, I purposely let off the loudest, most disgraceful sounding fart i could summon. Resulting in around 1 and a half minutes of half the hall in silence, and the other half in that painful "i've got the laughter under control.... wait the bastard beside me has started laughing again.." type laughter. 4 of us were identified as potential culprits. I glad to say the four of us denied all knowledge of the incident and survived the interrogation given by the headmistress. Then laughed it up as soon as we were outside the door.
Hmm, i suppose that isnt really shame at all.
Fucking funny though
(, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 2:46, Reply)
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