Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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As some B3tans know,I am a rather constipated person. My (unintentional) record was 3 and a half weeks.
Twas the single most painful event of my life.
It was shaped like a football (not a soccer ball, a football), and I had to actually go in and mash it up so it would flush.
It also caused me to vomit uncontrollably for some time, forcing me to sit in the bathtub, vomiying and shitting.
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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:36,
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