Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Ooh, got 2 more :P1. Once my mate Debbie got food poisoning and did a green poo
2. We had a trip to Morcame (yaay.) in P7 and our "lovely" 3 star hotel was run by these old grannies.
One night we were taken out as a treat to the arcade (which was basically a converted pub full of boxes) and on our return, we noted vile fume that can only be discribed as granny fart. Looking in the toilet, we discovered she'd also left a large presant for us. Lovely. Wouldn't flush for 3 bloody days...
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