Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Five words: glow in the dark shitAfter a solid weekend of drinking nothing but white russians, I felt an unholy rumbling in my gut. We were in a park at the time, and there were no toilets for quite a distance. I found what I thought to be a quiet bush, but it turned out to back onto a footpath in the street. When we were leaving, I saw my turd, glowing blue in the moonlight.
I havent had the constitution to recreate this glorious anomaly as I can barely stand the sight of milk now, let alone drink nothing but for 48 hours. Anyone else that manages to do this, make sure you take a photo and post it - It's hard getting people to believe me that it's actually possible...
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 6 May 2004, 3:56,
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