Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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I ate a poo!it was brown, sticky, and had corn in it. But most of it was flour, olive oil and cocoa. T'was good too. We put them on a platter and offered them to people on the street, saying we were doing some prototype product testing for cadbury. We filmed it too, but sadly it exists only as a videotape, I'd love to show you all someday. Watch this space.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 8:56, Reply)
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