Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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About 4 years ago, I went tothe cinema, after a 3 day binge of booze, fags, mushrooms and hashcakes and went to see the biggest pile of shit, Talented Mr Ripley, and anyway; I hate the way when you buy nachos and the just stick about 3 limp jalapenos on your tray. So I lay'd into this spotty oik serving up the snacks and said that I demand as many Jalepenos as he could spare. I mean I really laid into him. Took the opiss. Anyway, when he turned around clutching the tray, I shit you not, there were more peppers than nachos. There was about 4 jars worth. So I had to eat them. You know pride and that. Anyway, having got through the peppers I wasnt really hungry so ditched the tray. All was fine until I got home, alone as I live, Late at night and went for a po.
HOLY CRAP. I shat SO much blood that I nearly fainted. I mean liquid. Blood. No stool at all. I thought I was going to die to I grabbed a towel and drove to casualty. They looked at my ring laughed and gave me a course of pills.
I still have roids to this day.
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theWooinator, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:38,
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