Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Not me, but my cousin Dave....Aaaah the joys of public transport.....My cousin was on the train home with some people when he was overcome with the need to use the toilet. Upon arrival, he saw a sign saying that patrons were not allowed to flush large objects. Now, he could tell at this point that he was about to unleash a massive, massive steamer, but what to do? no large objects, it said. In the end, he compromised, and took a huge, long, steaming dump on the rim of the bowl, avoiding the problem. Then, he went on his merry way back to his seat, with a smile on his lips.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:52, Reply)
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