Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Whilst at college...... I had a part-time job in the local pub. I had to work the Saturday morning shift and part of the shift ws to get in a couple of hours early to clean the pub before opening.
It was quite a nice pub, as the new owners had just finished a complete re-furb. The toilets were quite swanky, so it wasn't too much of a chore to clean them even with the mother of all hangovers!
One Saturday morning I went it to clean the gents loos and to my surprise and amazment, there in one of the cubicles was the biggest bum-nuts I had ever seen. Not only was it huge, floating and orange, but it looked exactly like a brain. Same shape, same size and same "bowl of noodles" markings. I had to call my co-workers in to have a butchers.
The Landlady deemed the toilet out of order, and said it wasn't to be used.
Out of curiosity at the end of the night I get in to see if it was still there. It has vanished! Either it sunk away of it's own accord or someone has stolen it and sent it to Ripley's "Believe it or not"!!
Soz for ramble!
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 12:30, Reply)
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