Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Sort of dump related..Smashed out of me skull (@ age of 47 - disgraceful) at a Christmas night do at aunt Sheila's. Ready to puke, but when I do, I have to dump as well - not dump really, sluice.
Sat there with the world dropping out of me arse, and puke arrived - with no handy sink next to the crapper, only place was into my boxers.
Ok, I removed all the big bits when I had done, but pulling the damp keks back up was not one of my most enjoyable experiences.....
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 12:40, Reply)
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