Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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American poo storyUsed to go to the Le Mans 24 hour race every year. The Portaloos provided by the french left a lot to be desired as they are the "hole in the ground with a pair of raised pedestals for you to stand on" type.
Imagine our delight as an American chap in perfectly pressed white T-shirt, cap, shorts, socks and trainers strides out of the loo, looking both relieved and pleased with a job well done. We were delighted because he'd shit all down the back of his leg / sock / trainer and didn't realise.
Excellent!
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A Lurker jacked up on B3ta on, Thu 6 May 2004, 12:50,
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