Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Picture the scene ...summer of 1975 ... a small boy is frollicking on the sea shore in the north of england; bollock nekkid and knee deep in the icy waters of the north sea. Daddy decides to chase the small boy and splash him with the water (did I mention it was icy?). Boy gets hysterically excited and runs away through the (icy) water. Daddy being several times as tall as the small boy has no trouble keeping up, grabs the small boy by his arms, swings him up into the sky and sends an arc of unexpected number ones and twos soaring through the summer air. (Fortunately the number ones were dispersed by the brisk and icy north sea wind and the bulk of the number twos landed on a dog that didn't belong to either the small boy or his father).
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 May 2004, 12:53,
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