Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Yop makes you shit yourselfWhen on a family holiday to Mallorca circa 1993 me and my brother had tired of guzzling litre bottles of Strawberry flavoured Yop and wandering the streets of Cala Dor so we decided a game of pool was called for..my brother proceeded to whip me as per fucking usual but obviously got himself far too excited and promptly followed through after a particulary violent,Yop induced guff. His face, as he stood there in shitted swimming shorts with poo sliding down his leg, will stay with me till my dying day
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:01,
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