Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Back at UniFirst year halls.
I awoke to the sound of knocking on the door of my room. When I opened it, my mate (also called James) said, 'Jeem, you've got to see this!'
As it turned out, someone - still unknown to this day - had emptied his back at astonishing velocity in our loos.
to summarise the scene, it looked like someone had dropped a banger into a bottle of chocolate Frijj, dropped it in the toilet, put the lid down and ran!
The whole bowl was covered in a brown smelly film, unflushed, and to make it worse - not a sign of toilet paper!
Think we flushed it from a distance with a stick in the end.
Weet
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Weetobix, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:03,
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