Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Yet another university caperI was out on the lash with one of my mates, we were pretty drunk, my mate needed a shit but all the toilets were shut and we were a distance from the pub. He nipped behind the bush squatted and had a shit. About five minutes later we sat down in the pub. As soon as my mate sat down he stood up again straight away. In squatting he had managed to shit into his trousers round his ankles. He left looking rather akward.
EDIT: its amazing how all these stories are about someone else
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:12, Reply)
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