Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Pets and stringTop tip: If your pet eats string and it starts to emerge from the business end DO NOT PULL IT OUT unless you want to garotte its innards. Mother Nature will push it out in time. If you want to help, just trim the emerging string carefully.
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:39,
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