Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Shit Stories?I work as a fitter for GE aircraft engines, tinkering with passenger jets. Upon testing an engine for a 777 in for its usual service, and engine test, where we normally fire frozen chickens into the engine (not a word of a lie) to test the strength of the blades of the turbine. I desperatly needing a shit during of the tests, after being beckoned on by a few of the lads, decided to shit into a bucket and sling it at the engine, ever seen shit at over 900,000 RPM? neither have I until then! talk about shit hitting the fan (groan) The downside is, the testing beds smelt like a shitmonkey treatment plant after and just about still does! mmm lovely, chokky gataux anyone?
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:45, Reply)
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