Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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A classic...If you dont mind the whole "You might go blind" aspect to it.
Short and sweet, a mate of mine did the old rock star classic of shitting into a hairdryer at a travel lodge, effectively turning it into a faeces laden air rifle.
Needless to say when im staying somewhere else i towel dry my hair, lest i end up with a faceful of someone else's sweetcorn sausage.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:47, Reply)
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