Shit Stories
I once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
( , Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
I once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
( , Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Whilst in the Himalayas...
...(which is always a good start to a story), and somewhere around 4200+ metres above sea-level, the toilet facilities are not exactly pristine.
One place we went to had an outside loo, built out of corrugated iron. The floor was wooden, and the actual toilet was a hole in the floor.
Whoever had been in earlier that day had obviously eaten something that disagreed with him, and had proceeded to shit it out all over the floor - in fact, everywhere except down the hole provided for the purpose.
It's quite cold up there, you know, and the memory of trying to squat over a hole while not slipping and falling over on frozen diarrhoea will stay with me for a long, long time.
( , Thu 6 May 2004, 14:00, Reply)
...(which is always a good start to a story), and somewhere around 4200+ metres above sea-level, the toilet facilities are not exactly pristine.
One place we went to had an outside loo, built out of corrugated iron. The floor was wooden, and the actual toilet was a hole in the floor.
Whoever had been in earlier that day had obviously eaten something that disagreed with him, and had proceeded to shit it out all over the floor - in fact, everywhere except down the hole provided for the purpose.
It's quite cold up there, you know, and the memory of trying to squat over a hole while not slipping and falling over on frozen diarrhoea will stay with me for a long, long time.
( , Thu 6 May 2004, 14:00, Reply)
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