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I once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.

(, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Being a very young lad many moons ago, We all went to tenby to a caravan site (AAGH). There was a pool there, Me being an absolute nork stayed in the water from 3pm to roughly 8pm, not coming out at all just swimming. After i finally got out and lost my shrivelled prune status, I washed, got ready for goin out with the parents, had grub etc, etc, went to bed. Morning after I was shouting at the floor, blowing chunks, talking to god through the big white telephone, grating carrots or throwin up. Caught a chill damn......
Then came the diahorria (cant spell) and lots of it, banned from using the caravan toilet i made my way down to the lavvys at the campsite, 20 in all, me consiquently filling 15 of them up without flushing! I heard a bloke come into the toilet block and making a swift exit and him blowing chunks cos of the smell. Hehehe!
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 14:00, Reply)

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