Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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This one makes one wonder...Playing football down our local park a few years back, a friend of mine got hit on the head with the ball. For reasons unknown this caused his nose to bleed (despite the ball being no where near his nose on impact). Anyway, to sort it all out we went to our local village toilets, not the best of places but all in working order.
As we entered the smell in there was truly disgusting as if several people had shit without flushing. My mate began cleaning his nose when simultaneously we all realised the extent of the situation. Not only did it smell of shit, but someone had rubbed it all over the walls creating a sort of shit wallpaper effect. Further still, the culprit had taken it upon themselves to draw smiley faces in the faeces. The worrying thing was these smiley faces were about a fingers width in detail. Man can be a truly disgusting animal. To this day, I've never gone in that toilet again.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 6 May 2004, 18:18,
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