Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Floating BumnuggetsSorry for the length of this but I thought it was amusing (not at the time).
I was sharing a hotel in Santa Cruz with three women. Who all used to bog for far too long in the morning. So me having the mother of all turtle armarda's off my port bowel decided i had to burst in to have a crap.
Anyway twas a bit of a shit but there was no bogpaper. So i decided to use kitchen towels. Just my luck to have the mother of all klingons. So after profuse amounts of kitchen paper - mission accomplished.
Now being it was an american bog - it had a very small hole for bog paper to go down (and tons of water). By this point I have one of the three women banging on the door. So I flush and wait for it to go. But the bog keeps filling up with water - more water - more water. By this point the knocking on the door is louder (need to get in the bog).
And it was just shortly after the last knock that the bog started to overflow - spilling numerous arsebiscuits onto the floor. I won't tell u the rest. But I am sure there is a pissed off hotel janitor somewhere :D
Sorry for the length....
Dave
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 23:01, Reply)
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