ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Computer gameBack when was fifteen, I stole a computer game (Final Fantasy IX I believe), worth about £40, from the Sainsbury's store I worked at. I wouldn't have done it but the cunts didn't pay me for working a Bank Holiday Monday (double pay!) when they phoned me in the morning specifically and begged me to come in. When I complained they said I wasn't on the rota, so I took it as compensation. Still didn't get my money's worth...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:34,
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