Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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I was in a supermarket today and I heard this over the tannoy:"Will Miss McCann please report to the lost property desk".
I nearly had a stroke.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:24,
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Pity there isn't a website where people can log on and post jokes.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:25,
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& reply to themselves.(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:35, closed)
Yeah, of your cock you filthy, child snatching bastard.I'm telling portugal.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:00,
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:-)Stroking my cock? What has ornithology got to do with this?
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:13,
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ignore himhe's being unnecessarily foul
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And eggstremely rude./Lolwacky.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:14,
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with that sort of humouryou'll never get laid
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