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I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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I was in a supermarket today and I heard this over the tannoy:
"Will Miss McCann please report to the lost property desk".

I nearly had a stroke.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:24, 9 replies)

Pity there isn't a website where people can log on and post jokes.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:25, closed)
& reply to themselves.

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:35, closed)
Yep.

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:58, closed)

Yep.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:58, closed)
Yeah, of your cock you filthy, child snatching bastard.
I'm telling portugal.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:00, closed)
:-)
Stroking my cock? What has ornithology got to do with this?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:13, closed)
ignore him
he's being unnecessarily foul
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:36, closed)
And eggstremely rude.
/Lolwacky.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:14, closed)
with that sort of humour
you'll never get laid
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 5:29, closed)

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