SiblingsBrothers and sisters - can't live with 'em, can't stove 'em to death with the coal scuttle and bury 'em behind the local industrial estate. Tell us about yours.
Thanks to suboftheday for the suggestion -we're keeping the question open for another week for the New Year
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:20)
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De plane! De plane!An oldie but a goodie.
One time when we were younger, our Father had to fly to Melbourne for business. We went with Mum to collect him, in the days when airport parking wasn't extortionate, and when airports were fun.
We were waiting for Dad's flight to come in, watching all the planes through the big thick glass windows.
I put my ear to the window, and 'listened' for a while. "Hey, if you put your ear to the window, you can hear the planes as they take off and land." I told my younger brother.
As he moved his head towards the window, my plan sprung into action. I placed the palm of my hand against the side of his head, and slammed it into the window.
Rest assured, his head made a satisfying "Thunk" on the window.
He was too shocked to even cry.
Score 1 for me.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:45, Reply)
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