Karen and Steve
I am the eldest, below me are me Sister Karen (3 years diff) Brother Steve (5yd) and Dessie (6yd). One day Steve is being irritated by Karen, who was, and sometimes still is, a right mouthy cow.

Steve threatens Karen with violence unless she leaves him alone (I'll punch you in the face, go away!) Karen dares him to do it (Do it!, You don't have the balls!) so

Smack!!

A peach of a right cross, square on Karens nose. Result, Karen runs upstairs crying. I chuckle, because violence is big and clever. Steve however, is wracked with guilt.
Oh fuck, I think I hurt her, I can hear her crying, I'm going upstairs to say sorry. "Don't" said I "She will kill you, she is waiting with a chair leg, or a knife, and she will hurt you badly, she is a devious, cold hearted, calculating shit and she is playing to your sense of basic decency to have her revenge" said I.

Did he listen?

No!

So up he goes, Karen is by a door, weeping softly, Steve beds down to apologize "Karen, I am really s.." Like a snake, Karen grabs his hair, and pulls his head into the door frame, and proceeds to give him the full Vinnie "smack..Don't...smack... You...smack...Ever...smack Touch...My...smack...Face...Again...smack" Karen, however, had to dodge a very angry Steve screaming "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU SNEAKY BITCH"

I would have broken it up, but I was laughing too hard. Eventually Dad broke it up, after he was able to stop laughing for a minute.

We all love each other now mind
(micmac is happy as a pig in shite, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:26, 1 reply)

A click for "Violence is big and clever"

(Snake (on a) Crane FKA thwack, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:54, closed)