Pearoast: chav vs window
So we'd just had a nice Sunday lunch at my Mum and Dad's and my girlfriend and I set off home. With the girlfriend driving we made our way down the street my folks live on. It is about a minutes drive to a T junction at the end.

About half way down some baseball cap wearing little scrote, faux adidas trainings bottoms hanging round his arse, riding a BMX, screamed out of a side road in front of us causing us to have to brake sharply. He then weaved all over the road, occasionally turning to laugh at us.

Now my girlfriend isn't the most patient of drivers. An otherwise friendly and loving lady turns into a spitting demon of rage if she deems someone is holding her up on the road in any way (especially a chav). Some choice words were being aired and she accelerated up behind him in an attempt to get round.

By this time the T junction was approaching. The girlfriend put her foot down, whipped round the chav and sped towards it. The Chav didn't like that too much and attempted to pursue, his little chavvy legs pumping for all they were worth.

Now going quite fast the car brakes were applied fairly hard for the junction.

THUMP!

It seemed the Chav had overestimated his braking ability. I turned around in my seat to see him up against the back window, his cheek nicely flattened against the glass, his arms splayed against the back of the car where he had tried to stop himself.

The junction was clear so to the tune of a muffled "aw fuckinell" we gently accelerated away. I watched with a big grin on my face as the glass peeled away from his cheek, leaving him standing there, with his hands in the air and his bike seat firmly wedged up his arse, where it had levered itself when the bike hit the bumper.

I laughed all the way home.
(stubbledchin, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:42, 5 replies)

tell me...
were you driving in a Honda Accord?
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:12, closed)

No
Just a vauxhall corsa I'm afraid...
(stubbledchin, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:48, closed)

Luckily he probably didn't have the intelligence to take your number and report you for hit and run
Not saying what happened wasn't fucking funny

*clicks*
( Richard Shitheels, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 14:31, closed)

but...
...he hit us? How would that work?
(stubbledchin, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 16:09, closed)

*snigger*
'so to the tune of a muffled "aw fuckinell" we gently accelerated away'

I'm having trouble keeping quiet in my office here... :)

*click*
( snee held his breath since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 13:31, closed)