Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Further to the previous post (A pearoast)The next morning. Friend #2 decideds that I've slept long enough. His novel method of waking me was to drop friend #1's one-eyed ginger cat on my face. The cat went mad. Awoken from a peaceful slumber, so did I.
So what did my friend do, confronted with me, three quarters asleep and with a fair bit of blood on my face from claw scratches?
Yes. He dropped the cat on my face again.
You can still see a faint scar the runs down into my eyebrow even now, some three years later.
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MatJ LOOK, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 19:07,
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Dropping cats onto sleeping people's heads is fun!Did the same thing to someone once. Both friend and cat just went straight back to sleep, cat purring loudly on her new, (human) bed...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:00,
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