Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Blind FuryNever insult anyone who goes to ninja school several times a week. It's bound to end in tears.
A few years back I was walking to the pub with some pals, merrily engaging in witty banter of a sort to put Oscar Wilde to shame. I said something off-colour about the gentleman walking in front of me, whereupon he reached back with his foot and clouted me right in the 'nads, without even turning his head.
I'm now waiting for my leaden-footed chum to run across water and dodge bullets by listening for the creaking sound made by the trigger finger. 'Cause, you know, they can all do that, right?
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:59,
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