SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Not exactly an epic journeyI've always been an extremely light sleeper, so I always wake up in the middle of whatever I was going to do in the middle of a sleepwalk. My roommate from when I was living in a dormitory would always awaken and notice me rummaging through his desk. Finally one night I woke to catch myself in the act, looked over my shoulder to see him watching me intently, and decided in my groggy state of mind "shit, he'll think I'm sleepwalking, better do something to make him think it was intentional" so I walked back across the room again and took a magazine from off the microwave, crawled into bed with it and pretended to read it.
#1. The magazine was upside down
#2. The room was pitch black. Not exactly convincing.
In the morning I woke to him exclaiming "dude, last night you cuddled with a Time magazine"
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 1:25,
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