SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Go to buggeryAustralia is very civilized. We once gave a major art award to a shed. A recent portrait prize went to a velvet painting of the artist's severed head. If Damien Hurst was to tour out here we would be rimming his starfish faster than you could say Saatchi and Saatchi. More to the point, a researcher on pornography has described us as absolutely obsessed with anal sex to an extent not seen in the whole world. If that isn't civilized I don't know what is.
PS Roy and HG!
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 10:37, Reply)
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