Social Networking GaffesFreddy Woo writes, "My school bully just friended me on Facebook!" No doubt he pokes him, and then demands his lunch money.
Personally, last month a scantily clad young woman confused me with her fiance, with whom I share a first and last name. I'm still not sure she's noticed, but she's going to be mortified when she does.
What's the biggest mistake you've made using a social networking site?
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chthonic, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:06)
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Socially Awkward Situation Rock!I was at a gig recently with a couple of mates and we got chatting to this couple and as we were chatting we started telling jokes, as you do.
Anyways, the wife starts to say 'I love bad taste jokes, they're the best'
So we start to tell a few jokes (I nick some from Sikipedia) and then they decide to tell the worst joke ever (cant; remember it now but the gist was a bit racist).
They then ask us for one in return, my mate, not to be outdone tells this pearl:
A young lad runs into his dad's room and shouts 'Dad! Dad! It's my birthday! Guess how old I am?'
'You're 7' his dad grunts back
Then the young lad runs into his granddad's room and says:
'Grandad! Granddad! Guess how old I am?'
'Come here' says Granddad and puts his hand in the boys pants, has a bit of a fumble and says 'you're 7'
'Wow' says the lad 'How did you know that?'
'I just heard you tell you dad in the other room...'
At which point the husband was pissing himself and the wife had a face like thunder and dragged him off...
We didn't speak to them again
Well, she did ask!
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