Retro clickies!
Lots of them...

Mrs. Sexmonkey is quite lucky. But please please, you've got to tell us about Santa cock.

Please?

Edit: And why oh why would your parents circumsize you? Especially being from Europe...
I thought you people were more sane than we were when it come to mutilating weiners. You were old enough to remember this? How awful-you poor thing.

kiss to make you feel better

second edit: His cheek, not his penis! Get out of the gutter, you guys.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:40, 1 reply)

Santa cock
My old phone had templates for MMS pictures, sot hat one was easy, I just took a picture of my cock and added a Santa costume afterwards.
Google Hitlercock or GIGANTACOCK for similar pictures, or look on page 5 (I think) of Off Topic.

I have no idea why my parents had me circumcised, I think they were just being evil. The reason they gave was that I had a genetic problem with my winkle, but I realised that couldn't be right as they said I'd inherited it from my step-father. I was about 11 when they cut it off, and I think it's best if I don't keep asking questions, I might discover something I'd rather not think about.

Thanks for the kisses! please kiss lower now

EDIT Where did you hear about santacock? I don't mention him in the post above, or the linked one...?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:45, closed)

Hahaha!
Looks like you've got a stalker!
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:46, closed)

It's alright
She's american, and married. All the best ones are married.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:51, closed)