an attention seeking girl in work
posted pictures of herself on Facebook in a 'prostitute costume' as she put it.

The following day in work, you could tell she was desperate for people to talk about her pictures. I would be chatting to her about something irrelavant, like sport, when she would butt in with "oh, 'dan' what ever you do - DONT look at my fotos, i look awful".

**alarms going off - then why the f*ck did she put them on there in the first place???!??!**

This is the same girl who updated her 'status' to a very slutty line, queue people mentioning it to her in work the following day. Queue an updated Status later that day saying
"XXXX reckons people should mind there own f*ckin business"

may i finally add, that this is the same girl that i get frequent requests off to add the 'slut application' and the 'will you have sex with me' application.

weird, wierd person.

But even after all this, i dont have the bollox to delete her as a friend... :(
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:54, 7 replies)

it's cos you like the pictures, isnt it?
Link?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:59, closed)

no way
its horrible...

truly horrible.

I cant get the pics at the mo coz im in work, and its banned - kinda ironic really.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 17:03, closed)

You don't have the bollocks to delete her as a friend....
I know how ya feel! I've been wanting to delete a few people from my facebook - people who if I met them I would get into a row with in all probability - yet somehow deleting or blocking people on facebook or whatever is the biggest social snub of the generation
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:16, closed)

Uhhh.. it's "cue"
A queue is what you stand in when you're waiting. Sorry.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 10:21, closed)

but that doesnt make sense
cue as in snooker cue?

i thought Queue was correct as the next phrase is queued up.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 15:25, closed)

That's...
logical.

Hurrah for idiosyncratic word spelling-definition-things!

And hurrah for compulsive pedantry, without which these would not be discovered!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 15:37, closed)

I miss the old days...
When the office tart would at least have the decency to get pissed on cheap wine and give you a blowjob in the copy room or gang-bang the Tech Support team at the Christmas party - at least that way you could survive the awkwardness and tense atmosphere in the office by reminding yourself that the girl who is now snubbing you once let you photocopy her naked as you bent her over the Xerox machine, or suchlike...

Social networking - it's like all the pain and twattery of real-life without any of the fun bits. Kind of like getting a hangover without ever getting to drink some lovely beer!
(Chad, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 12:18, closed)