Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Stupidest comment everI was on a plane from Perth to Sydney a few years ago, and had a really old rural couple behind me, and it was obviously their first time on a plane.
Wife was the main perp in all this, first freaking out that we were flying through a thunderstorm (there was something flashing under the wing), then complaining that the food wasn't fresh, then marvelling at the tray on the back of my seat.
I managed to tune them out for most of the flight, but then we got to the landing, and she got a bit excited. "oh, no, I think we're falling" etc.
Plane finally touches down, And I think my ordeal is over (I have no tolerance for fools)
"Wow, it's got good brakes, doesn't it?"
I almost started crying.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 11:06,
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