Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Nasty residueMy ex-girlfriend Gianna was so petrified about spending Christmas day with my family that I thought it'd be funny to pretend to fall asleep on the sofa and listen as she floundered around in a wanton pool of small-talk with my senile grandmother.
A benile chat about limescale and kettles ended with my nan asking "Gianna, do you ever get fur around your ring?"
I very nearly shat myself.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 14:05, Reply)
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