There was a couple
...who were having a loudish conversation on the bus that myself and a friend were sitting behind. Well, I say a conversation, it was more of him talking, and trying to impress this quite attractive lady on what appeared to be their first date.

Which would have worked if he wasn't coming out with utter crap, such as 'you know, in Finland, it's daytime 24 hours a day, except for between the hours of 2 and 3 in the morning.' At which point, she turned around, and gave us a look of utter desperation. We returned the favour by giving her a look of 'well - *you're* the one dating him'...
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 15:55, Reply)