Stupid DaresI once dared my mate to eat one of those blue cakes out of a urinal. He won his 50p, and got his stomach pumped into the bargain.
Stupid dares, eh?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:22)
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Reminds Me Of A Spike Milligan StoryBloke walks into a chemist and asks, very quietly for a tube of Blue Ungent. Now Blue Ungent has only one use and everyone in wartime Britain knew what it was for.
So the Chemist, in an attempt to shame and embarrass the poor bloke asked in a very loud voice so everyone in the shop could hear:
"Blue Ungent? What do you need that for"
"IT'S ME CRABS!!" yelled the bloke. "THEY'RE EATING ME BALLS"
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 6:52,
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