Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Working behind the bar......of a busy student pub, serving glorified home brew and reheated meat-style snacks to Britains brightest and most hygienically-challenged.
It's a Sunday lunchtime, and the usual mob descends for a game stab at tackling its collective hangover with a Sunday roast. One hapless punter shuffles her way up to the bar, orders two giant roasts and two pints, and dutifully hands me her NUS card to prove that, yes, her towering intellect and status as future captain of industry do indeed entitle her to 50p off her lunch.
"Fair 'nuff" says I, handing over her change and one of those little metal table signs with a number on it.
She looks around the room for a moment, mystified, then turns back to me and with a slight edge of panic in her voice, asks "er, which one's table nine?"
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:01, 1 reply)
nice,like she had been given the key to table number 9.
what a divvy
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:39, closed)
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