Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Undercover PoliceWhen I was much younger my parents decided to take my sister and I on holiday to Holland, but instead of flying there (a nice quick 1 hour option) they decided to drive there (a long and boring 6 hour option).
By the time we enter Holland my sister and I are bored out of our minds and are just staring out of the windows when my sister spots something....
Sis: Wow look at that there are loads of cars here with blue licence plates.......I wonder why..
Me: Huh? Where? I can't see any.
Sis: There! There! Look! *Points* I bet they're under cover police cars!
The whole car then just goes silent before the rest of us just laugh at her while a car with a blue licence plate and a big sign on the roof saying TAXI drives past.
We still use it to take the piss out of her 10+ years later.
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Jimbo314 is drunk on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:24,
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