Amazing displays of ignorance
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Tesco, eh?
First up: yes, I know that barcodes are bicoloured and that they can be scanned. It doesn't follow from this that you can scan everything that's bicoloured. There's a difference between a courgette and a barcode, and it's quite an important one.
Second: when you ask me what it is I'm trying to buy so that you know which button to press on the till and I tell you they're apricots, you won't win my sympathy be saying cheerily, "Oooh, you can tell I never eat any fruit or veg" as though you want me to hug you and congratulate you on your brave and determined stance against any food that isn't pre-frozen.
( , Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:21, 6 replies)
First up: yes, I know that barcodes are bicoloured and that they can be scanned. It doesn't follow from this that you can scan everything that's bicoloured. There's a difference between a courgette and a barcode, and it's quite an important one.
Second: when you ask me what it is I'm trying to buy so that you know which button to press on the till and I tell you they're apricots, you won't win my sympathy be saying cheerily, "Oooh, you can tell I never eat any fruit or veg" as though you want me to hug you and congratulate you on your brave and determined stance against any food that isn't pre-frozen.
( , Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:21, 6 replies)
Whenever anyone tells me about their eating habits or if they eat fruit/veg
I have a horrible type of mind-tourettes that means I instantly imagine in horrifying detail that same person on the toilet shitting out the remains of said foodstuff and imagining what the poo must look like.
Sorry, but it's true. O_O
( , Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:43, closed)
I have a horrible type of mind-tourettes that means I instantly imagine in horrifying detail that same person on the toilet shitting out the remains of said foodstuff and imagining what the poo must look like.
Sorry, but it's true. O_O
( , Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:43, closed)
Odd, sin't it?
I've met several people who delight in telling me that they "never touch any of that green stuff, not me, yuck, give me some meat.." etc. etc.
As if they think that A: I'll be impressed; and B: I give a flying fuck.
( , Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:48, closed)
I've met several people who delight in telling me that they "never touch any of that green stuff, not me, yuck, give me some meat.." etc. etc.
As if they think that A: I'll be impressed; and B: I give a flying fuck.
( , Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:48, closed)
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