Oh dear oh dear oh dear
This is embarrassing.

When I was a youngster, I used to make up raps. This might be alright if you're any good at it, or in any way 'street' but I was neither. Posh-voiced Surrey girl with no lyrical ability. Think a younger, fatter Victoria Aitken with a bad haircut.

One day, me and my fellow chums at Guildford High School For Girls made up a rap for a friend's birthday. I'm too embarrassed to type it in full, but it's enough to say it contained the line 'Da tibi osculum' which is Latin for 'give you a kiss'.

Latin. In a rap. For fuck's sake.
( Pachey, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 18:47, Reply)