Could post topical football songs but they are for another forum
Oh well ok just the one or two
A personal favorite, sung every match day by the one and only "OLD MAN"

I wanna be a Chelsea ranger
I wanna live a life of Danger
I wanna play the yids every week
Chase them up and down the street
Heres to the one that I love best
Every night I suck her breast
shag her standing
shag her lying
If she had wings
Id shag her flying
Now she's dead
Not forgotten
Dig her up
Shag her rotten
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Cheeeeeelsea!

When I was young I had no sense
I bought a flute for 50 pence
The only song I could play
Was fuck the Pope and the IRA
DEE DEE DA DA DE DEE DA DA

P.s Come on you blues.
P.P.s apologies to the Catholics
(Dodgyb, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 15:15, Reply)