a message in a female friend's birthday card, from 6th form.
If you were the village bicycle,
we'd all prefer to walk.
When you were born you were delivered by
a rino, not a stalk.
If you were the last woman on earth
and we were the only men,
we'd all turn homosexual
and god could start again.


(we liked her really. thats why we took the piss so much)
(Slinkachuu, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 15:24, closed)