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I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
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I'm a bit stupid.My parents were pushing for me to get a job; my school SMT (senior management team) tended to dislike me and I was generally feeling a bit disaffected so I decided to become a babysitter.
I walked proudly to the General Office and handed in my application to become a babysitter for all and sundry at my school.
One week later the Deputy Head and Local CPO were wishing to have a "quiet chat" to me in her office. I was questioned about my feelings for my sisters, whether I was making a cry for help and how I would feel if something nasty happened to someone in real life. I was then offered psychological help and given a very stern warning that I would quite probably not be able to become one of the teaching profession if I so wished.
All this because I had written in the "Hobbies" section of my job application that I enjoyed "Playing Guitar, Playing Piano, GOing out with friends, Child Molesting".
Point - none, hummous - not even enough to dip a breadstick in, arsehole factor - 10+.
I also went into pubs underage.
Click "I like this" if you think I should be ashamed for making a rather rubbish and pointless attempt at raging against the machine.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:59, Reply)
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