Dance monkey! Dance!
In every group of friends there is always one performing monkey who has to endure humiliation for the sake of amusing the rest of the posse.. I was always that monkey.

Pointless things I did to amuse/shock included :

* Eating a whole Marlboro Light that had been dipped in Stella

* Demonstrating a willingness to disregard the sacred "3 second rule" and eating things that had been on the floor for an indeterminable amount of time.. or worse , under someone's foot

* Setting fire to my own face whilst trying an amusing way of lighting a cigarette

* Having to walk around for 2 weeks with one red eyebrow after an unfortunate incident involving semi-permanent dye

* Wearing one of those plastic rain bonnet things (y'know the kind that old ladies wear to protect their blue rinse from the rain) for an entire friday evening shift at work

*creating homemade tattoos for myself with the aid of a compass

To be honest, if there was anything that could be done to make a complete tit out of someone, I would be the one subjected to it.
There must be so many more however I've probably banished them to the very back of my memory due to the trauma.

Attention seeker? Moi? Neverrrrr.... *whistles*
(Peek_a_Boo forgot how fun B3ta was until, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 22:45, Reply)