Terrible foodBack when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
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chthonic, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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Probably should have been in the 'revenge' threadFive second-year students in a shared house, all guys, with questionable personal hygiene habits. Out of desperation to find someone to take the fifth room we ended up with this borderline-autistic Brummy dork that none of us liked.
Anyway he lived on ultra-cheap mince (the frozen kind that comes in 5lb bags from Iceland) fried up into bolognese or chilli sauce. What was bad about it was that he'd cook up a week's worth at a time and then leave it sitting in the pan, heating it up each evening then leaving the remainder to congeal and stink the house up.
Repeated requests to not do this went unheeded, so we got into the habit of scraping up the unidentifiable bits of dried up food crap that collected down the sides of the cooker, and adding them to the mix. Well, it was the only way the kitchen ever got cleaned, which is something I suppose. And he never did catch on, the stupid bastard.
We used to amuse ourselves (usually when drunk) by throwing darts at his bedroom door, while he was inside.
In retrospect, we really were a bunch of cunts.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:51,
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