Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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ParentingI find that all money and time goes on providing a suitable home life for the boy...
And Sky is so expensive (nearly £40 for the football, which is the only reason to get it!)
Still, the money I don't spend on it can be put towards my Forest season Ticket (and my son's, of course!)
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 21 Aug 2007, 11:42,
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